refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.


chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful


"

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

"
(via mrzim)

"I lost my mind
trying to find yours."
(via difficult)

People that say they aren’t judgemental at the beginning of your friendship and then start judging you, is the real reason why I have trust issues.


sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together


dicpic:

let’s go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah
"Many of us suffer because we think that if people don’t really love us, then we will have to live forever without love. But it’s not true. The greatest sense of love, which is available for us at all times, is God’s love."― Stormie Omartian (via psych-quotes)

plectro:

plectro:

pretty girls who think they’re ugly make me so mad like damn if you don’t want your looks I’ll take them thank you very much

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"Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future."Jonathan Safran FoerExtremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via feellng)